Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in
the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as
Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment
package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then
automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or
Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications
and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,
but it does have a limited memory and
cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software
to improve
memory and performance. I personally
recommend
Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
Betul...Betul...Betul...
4th episode: Terawih
In this episode, Upin & Ipin prepare for their first terawih at surau with the villagers. I really love this part because it remind me of my childhood years. Watch how they react with their friends and the villagers for their first terawih experience.
Enjoy....
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
Betul...Betul...Betul...
4th episode: Terawih
In this episode, Upin & Ipin prepare for their first terawih at surau with the villagers. I really love this part because it remind me of my childhood years. Watch how they react with their friends and the villagers for their first terawih experience.
Enjoy....
Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
3rd episode: Nikmat
Watch how Upin & Ipin prepare for their first break-fast. After facing hurdles on the day, Upin & Ipin are ready for the meal. However Kak Ros appear again, and Upin & Ipin have no choice but to agree with her. Will they make it? Enjoy the 3rd episode of Upin & Ipin.
Enjoy....
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
3rd episode: Nikmat
Watch how Upin & Ipin prepare for their first break-fast. After facing hurdles on the day, Upin & Ipin are ready for the meal. However Kak Ros appear again, and Upin & Ipin have no choice but to agree with her. Will they make it? Enjoy the 3rd episode of Upin & Ipin.
Enjoy....
"Hai...saya upin...."
"Betul..betul..betul.."
Have you watch the first episode? Damn cute right? In this episode, they will tell us about their first day experience during Ramadhan. The story start from the early morning when Ipin asked Kak Ros about breakfast. However Kak Ros remind them that there would be no breakfast for that morning because they're fasting. Then Upin & Ipin decide to play outside with their friend. The challenge begin after that when they feel so tired and thirsty. Would they survive their 1st day of fasting? Watch the second episode of Upin & Ipin.
2nd episode: Dugaan
Enjoy...
"Betul..betul..betul.."
Have you watch the first episode? Damn cute right? In this episode, they will tell us about their first day experience during Ramadhan. The story start from the early morning when Ipin asked Kak Ros about breakfast. However Kak Ros remind them that there would be no breakfast for that morning because they're fasting. Then Upin & Ipin decide to play outside with their friend. The challenge begin after that when they feel so tired and thirsty. Would they survive their 1st day of fasting? Watch the second episode of Upin & Ipin.
2nd episode: Dugaan
Enjoy...
Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
1st episode: Esok Puasa
Dude...take your time and enjoy the cutest Malaysian made cartoon "Upin & Ipin"! Sure you will forget about Japanese Anime and Marvel superhero. "Upin & Ipin" is produced by local 'Las Copaque' team. They are preparing for a big project which is "Geng: The Movie". Upin & Ipin series have been broadcasted at channel 9 during this Ramadhan. The pilot series will introduce you with the Upin & Ipin gangs. Enjoy the series and be proud of it. Congratulations!
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."
1st episode: Esok Puasa
Dude...take your time and enjoy the cutest Malaysian made cartoon "Upin & Ipin"! Sure you will forget about Japanese Anime and Marvel superhero. "Upin & Ipin" is produced by local 'Las Copaque' team. They are preparing for a big project which is "Geng: The Movie". Upin & Ipin series have been broadcasted at channel 9 during this Ramadhan. The pilot series will introduce you with the Upin & Ipin gangs. Enjoy the series and be proud of it. Congratulations!
We're already in Ramadhan. Muslims are happily celebrating their holy month in Qamari Calendar. I would like to share with you the online Quran Recitation and translation link so that we can increase our good deeds (amalan) and get to the right path.
visit online Quran online here :
http://quranexplorer.com/
May Allah bless all of us.
visit online Quran online here :
http://quranexplorer.com/
May Allah bless all of us.
Assalamualaikum...peace be upon you....welcome ramadhan al-mubarak. We hope we can increase our 'amalan' during this fasting month and may this ramadhan will be better than the previous ramadhan. Thank you Allah for giving me another opportunity to see this ramadhan again.
Allahuakbar!!!
Allahuakbar!!!
Have you ever wonder.... while you were still at your "babyhood"..who change your diaper? Actually, my mom told me that she didn't used diaper while i was a baby, but she used "napkin" (a soft neatly folded fully cotton cloth) as we cant afford to get diapers at that moment.
I found this clip, shows how DADies change diapers. Hahaha... I hope you enjoy...
Fathers & Sons - video powered by Metacafe
So, here's the guide on how to change diapers:
Changing a diaper is not like brain surgery, but there are some similarities. Both are delicate procedures in dealing with sensitive body parts - just at opposite ends of the body. Both can be very messy, both take special tools and equipment, and it would be nice if you used a mask for both - although when it comes to diaper changing, we seldom take the time to put one on. The only difference is that brain surgeons get paid a lot of money and parents don't. And once an operation is finished, the brain surgeon doesn't have to go back and do it over and over and over again.
1. Open and unfold the new diaper. Lay the baby wearing his used diaper on top of a new diaper.
2. Unfasten the used diaper: If it's a boy baby, open just a little bit at first because air tends to make a baby want to go right then and there.
3. Gather the baby's feet and lift. Remove the dirty diaper, wad it up, and dispose of it.
4. Gently Clean your baby ****.
5. Gently lower your baby onto the new diaper.
6. Fasten the diaper securely on the baby while saying something cute to make him feel all warm and fuzzy.
Don't forget to view my soccer blog at: kaykaysoccer
http://kaykaysoccer.blogspot.com/
I found this clip, shows how DADies change diapers. Hahaha... I hope you enjoy...
Fathers & Sons - video powered by Metacafe
So, here's the guide on how to change diapers:
Changing a diaper is not like brain surgery, but there are some similarities. Both are delicate procedures in dealing with sensitive body parts - just at opposite ends of the body. Both can be very messy, both take special tools and equipment, and it would be nice if you used a mask for both - although when it comes to diaper changing, we seldom take the time to put one on. The only difference is that brain surgeons get paid a lot of money and parents don't. And once an operation is finished, the brain surgeon doesn't have to go back and do it over and over and over again.
1. Open and unfold the new diaper. Lay the baby wearing his used diaper on top of a new diaper.
2. Unfasten the used diaper: If it's a boy baby, open just a little bit at first because air tends to make a baby want to go right then and there.
3. Gather the baby's feet and lift. Remove the dirty diaper, wad it up, and dispose of it.
4. Gently Clean your baby ****.
5. Gently lower your baby onto the new diaper.
6. Fasten the diaper securely on the baby while saying something cute to make him feel all warm and fuzzy.
Don't forget to view my soccer blog at: kaykaysoccer
http://kaykaysoccer.blogspot.com/
Your body needs six to eight glasses of water everyday. Take note, though, that this amount is only enough for a normal day when the weather is cool and you don’t engage in a lot of physical activity. Where the temperature and/or your level of physical activity rises, you also have to increase your water intake.
Drinking water is the most direct way of fulfilling your requirements for liquid intake. That however, is not the only way. The food you eat and other drinks you consume contain water, so these count too. Be wary, however. Drinking a glass of cola, as compared to a glass of water will not give you the same effect. While cola does contain water, it also contains a lot of sugar and caffeine that can be bad for you in excessive amounts. Drinking water gives you none of the sugar, caffeine, and the calories. Water is not only good for your health in general. Drinking water helps weight loss, too.
How drinking water helps in weight loss
You better believe it. Drinking water helps weight loss and here’s how:
• Appetite Suppression: Your brain technically does not know the difference between thirst and hunger. Unless your tummy’s really rumbling or you haven’t eaten in a while, most of the time that you thought you were hungry were actually times that you were just thirsty. So the next time you feel the urge to grab something from the refrigerator, try a glass of water instead.
• Dehydration Causes Weight Gain: You got that right. Dehydration
causes weight gain because as your body perceives that it’s not getting enough water, it retains water to protect itself. Water retention causes bloating which can make you look and feel fat. Not only that, but it actually does add on weight, as much as 4-5 pounds to be exact. Once you start drinking water as you should, your body adjusts, stops retaining water, and helps you flush away all that water weight you gained.
• Maximizes Fat Loss: Water doesn’t really burn fat, or at least not directly. It just makes the process easier for your body. Normally, your water intake puts your kidneys to work, as well as helping them work. So when you don’t take in sufficient water, your kidneys don’t function very well. Because your kidneys aren’t functioning very well, the job of processing your water intake is passed on to your liver. But your liver also has other tasks to handle! Primarily, the liver is responsible for turning fat into energy – in other words, burning fat. When it’s given the additional task of processing your water intake, it can’t concentrate in burning as much fat as it can. When you drink enough water, your kidneys will function properly. When your kidneys function properly, they don’t need to pass processing your water intake to the liver. The liver then is free to concentrate on its fat-burning duties. You see! Drinking water helps weight loss!
• Water Helps Activate Fiber: Fiber by itself, without the necessary water intake, doesn’t do much for your diet. In fact, by not taking in enough water, fiber will cause constipation by soaking up water already in your body. To make sure that you get the most out of your fiber, make sure that you take in enough water – sometimes even more the amount of what is normally required for everyday intake.
• Water Helps Flush Away Toxins and Fats: Because with enough water fiber gets to do its job properly, toxins and fats are absorbed during digestion before they get absorbed by your body. Apart from making sure that fiber sponges up toxins and fats in your body, water also works on its own to help you flush out toxins and fats. Where you have a less build-up of toxins in your body, you will be healthier. A healthier body ultimately can work harder in processing and breaking down fats, thus helping you lose weight. Do you believe now that drinking water helps weight loss?
General Health Benefits
Aside from the fact that drinking water helps weight loss, the benefits of consuming enough water for your health should not be undermined. It decreases risks of kidney stones. It helps maintain your normal body temperature. It also aids in circulation and digestion, as well as helping maintain muscle tone and preventing skin sagging.
Can you drink too much water?
Drinking water helps weight loss but you should do it in moderation. It’s not so much as drinking too much water as drinking too fast that should be your concern. Your kidneys are efficient enough to process up to 5 gallons of water in a day. The key is to spread out your water intake throughout the day and not ingest a lot on fewer intervals.
About the Author: http://www.bestinweightloss.com/
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http://kaykaysoccer.blogspot.com/
Drinking water is the most direct way of fulfilling your requirements for liquid intake. That however, is not the only way. The food you eat and other drinks you consume contain water, so these count too. Be wary, however. Drinking a glass of cola, as compared to a glass of water will not give you the same effect. While cola does contain water, it also contains a lot of sugar and caffeine that can be bad for you in excessive amounts. Drinking water gives you none of the sugar, caffeine, and the calories. Water is not only good for your health in general. Drinking water helps weight loss, too.
How drinking water helps in weight loss
You better believe it. Drinking water helps weight loss and here’s how:
• Appetite Suppression: Your brain technically does not know the difference between thirst and hunger. Unless your tummy’s really rumbling or you haven’t eaten in a while, most of the time that you thought you were hungry were actually times that you were just thirsty. So the next time you feel the urge to grab something from the refrigerator, try a glass of water instead.
• Dehydration Causes Weight Gain: You got that right. Dehydration
causes weight gain because as your body perceives that it’s not getting enough water, it retains water to protect itself. Water retention causes bloating which can make you look and feel fat. Not only that, but it actually does add on weight, as much as 4-5 pounds to be exact. Once you start drinking water as you should, your body adjusts, stops retaining water, and helps you flush away all that water weight you gained.• Maximizes Fat Loss: Water doesn’t really burn fat, or at least not directly. It just makes the process easier for your body. Normally, your water intake puts your kidneys to work, as well as helping them work. So when you don’t take in sufficient water, your kidneys don’t function very well. Because your kidneys aren’t functioning very well, the job of processing your water intake is passed on to your liver. But your liver also has other tasks to handle! Primarily, the liver is responsible for turning fat into energy – in other words, burning fat. When it’s given the additional task of processing your water intake, it can’t concentrate in burning as much fat as it can. When you drink enough water, your kidneys will function properly. When your kidneys function properly, they don’t need to pass processing your water intake to the liver. The liver then is free to concentrate on its fat-burning duties. You see! Drinking water helps weight loss!
• Water Helps Activate Fiber: Fiber by itself, without the necessary water intake, doesn’t do much for your diet. In fact, by not taking in enough water, fiber will cause constipation by soaking up water already in your body. To make sure that you get the most out of your fiber, make sure that you take in enough water – sometimes even more the amount of what is normally required for everyday intake.
• Water Helps Flush Away Toxins and Fats: Because with enough water fiber gets to do its job properly, toxins and fats are absorbed during digestion before they get absorbed by your body. Apart from making sure that fiber sponges up toxins and fats in your body, water also works on its own to help you flush out toxins and fats. Where you have a less build-up of toxins in your body, you will be healthier. A healthier body ultimately can work harder in processing and breaking down fats, thus helping you lose weight. Do you believe now that drinking water helps weight loss?
General Health Benefits
Aside from the fact that drinking water helps weight loss, the benefits of consuming enough water for your health should not be undermined. It decreases risks of kidney stones. It helps maintain your normal body temperature. It also aids in circulation and digestion, as well as helping maintain muscle tone and preventing skin sagging.
Can you drink too much water?
Drinking water helps weight loss but you should do it in moderation. It’s not so much as drinking too much water as drinking too fast that should be your concern. Your kidneys are efficient enough to process up to 5 gallons of water in a day. The key is to spread out your water intake throughout the day and not ingest a lot on fewer intervals.
About the Author: http://www.bestinweightloss.com/
Don't forget to view my soccer blog at: kaykaysoccer
http://kaykaysoccer.blogspot.com/
QUESTION - Why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.
ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT:
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.
JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"
BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Of course, it will only work with Windows 2002.
SAMY VELLU
ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll ........
NIK AZIZ
Saya tak tahu pun gapo-gapo ... Asalakan ayam itu tidak jadi barua.
KARAM SINGH WALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan. Bak kata pepatah, Ayam di jalan di lintaskan Ayam di reban mati tak makan
COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?
BILL CLINTON :
I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...
MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA (Internal Security Act)...
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam... jangan percaya... jangan percaya....
SINGAPORE'S MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS SPOKESMAN:
Chickens cross roads to ensure that other chickens do not intrude on their common space, and to retain their common identity. If other chickens insist on not crossing the road and decide instead to wear turbans we will allow that because these chickens have been handed down by the British masters. In Singapore, chickens are allowed to cross roads as long as they don't theaten the Sembawang Naval Base or this popularly-elected government. We also have the ISA (Internal Security Act). In addition, the chickens are only exercising their legitimate rights, as both sides of the road are within the territorial boundaries of Chickenland as espoused under United Nations Charter. I hope the media won't be playing up old issues about chickens.
KAYKAY:
Punya pasai dia la nak lintas ka takmau lintas...yang angpa duk kalut pasaipa?
For jokes purpose only. Nothing is related with anyone.
I get this from Paan's Weblog.
TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY....A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME,YOU MUST ALSO :
50. give her lots of
attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of
time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of
space, never worrying about where
she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Leave him alone
TO MAKE A WOMEN HAPPY....A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE :
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO :
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME,YOU MUST ALSO :
50. give her lots of
attention, but expect little
yourself
51. give her lots of
time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of
space, never worrying about where
she
goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT :
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Leave him alone
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