My Heart Says


Dear Girls Who Always Dream to Marry Rich Guy!!!

I'm not rich, so this post is not about me. I read it somewhere else... so do read it....


I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with 500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-look ing? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here’s a reply from a Wall Street

Financial guy:Dear Ms. Pretty,I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your equirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty” and “money”: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.

The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position”. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased”. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.
This has better chance than finding a rich fool.Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in “leasing” services, do contact me

signed, J.P. Morgan


Think about it.

Magic with Microsoft


An Indian discovered that nobody can
create a FOLDER anywhere on the
Computer which can be named as "CON".
This is something pretty
Cool...and Unbelievable.... At
Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't
answer why this


For those of you using Windows, do the

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bear kau mmg gemok" (without
the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? ?


Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and
neat...and unbelievable...
At Microsoft the whole Team, including
Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try
it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
Then see the
magic........ .................... ...

Perlis Mufti Answer....

I have browsed through youtube to listen to Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin, Perlis Mufti, and also his official blog at Minda Mufti at drmaza.com. I've been at one of his talk and i found it so beneficial to be there. For me, his thought is fresh, informative and also up-to-date. However, I really regret with one of the politician in Malaysia who easily describe Dr. MAZA with inappropriate word to express his feeling.

Here I would like to share a few coverage about this matters.

This is Dr Asri speech.

This is response to his speech.

This is Dr. Asri's Answer:

And I think we should consider this speech:

And why it should be considered:

I think people should realize this matter. We should think before we say something and always watch our language. The problem is when somebody with a 'big' name and 'big' profile come out and give out speech that is confusing. We should be a better listener who can wisely judge and criticize before we can agree with 'somebody'. Stop being fanatic. Please stop this violence!!!

p/s: feel free to visit drmaza.com to read his opinion and his stand about the current issues.

Tell your mom you love her...

Late at night...lots of burden on my shoulder.... lots of pressure... lots of trouble.... tense an depress.... but life wont be interesting without problems... one thing come across my mind at this moment is my family! My lovely parent, Mak.. Ayah... I love you... my sister + brother in law + my cute 2 years old nephew in manchester, my brother + sister in law + another cute nephew, my other brother and my younger brother..... my god... i miss them so damn crazy! i wish we'll have another moment to hang out together again...hehehe

I read this story from sensasi blog that really touch my heart... spend your time to read it..

Warkah Buat Mak....

Terlalu bosan rasanya duduk membilang hari.....
Dah hampir sepuluh bulan mak pergi,
Rasanya baru semalam mak peluk kiter kan
sejuk syahdu masih terasa lagi nih....
Mak tau tak.....
itu lah pertama kali mak peluk anak mak yang nakal ni sejak kiter dewasa.....
dan itu juga terakhir kali nya.
Emmmm...rupanya mak dah tau mak nak pergi jauh.....
nak tinggal kan anak2 mak..... nak tinggal kan dunia fana ni.....
mak macam dan sedia.....
Seminggu sebelum tu.....mak dah menganyam tikar mengkuang 3 helai.....
Akak kata sampai ke pagi mak anyam tikar tuu....
tanpa rasa mengantuk, tanpa rasa letih..... kakak pun rasa hairan.....
mak tak penah buat gitu..... pastu mak pasang radio kecil di sebelah mak.....
tapi mak seolah2 tak sedar bahawa rancangan radio tu siaran diam ......
kengkadang siaran indonesia ...mak terus tekun menganyam...
Rupanya tikar yang telah mak siapkan tu di gunakan untuk mengiringi
mak ke kuburan...
Pastu mak sapu sampah sekeliling rumah bersih2....
pastu mak jemur karpet-karpet. ..
pastu mak ubahkan sofa ke tempat lain..mak biarkan ruang tu kosong..
rupanya kat situ jenazah mak diletakkan..
paling menarik sekali mak bgtau kat maner sume duit dan barang kemas

ada kat dalam almari.....
ada kat dalam dalam beg.....
ada dalam ASB.....
ada kat dalam Tabung Haji..
mak cakap tak berapa cukup lagi....
ada kat dalam gulung tikar.....
masa tu mak perasan takk..??
kiter gelak sakan bila mak bgtau duit dalam gulung tikar...kiter
kata mak ni memang pesenn lama laaa...
mak cuma gelak jer...
eeemmm..bahagiaa nya saat ituu..

Hari tu hari sabtu 18/08/1999 pukul 3 petang mak tiba2 s akit perut.....
bila malam tu kiter sampai dari KL.....mak dah dalam kesakitan.
Akak dan abang kat kampong semua dah pujuk.....
mak tetap takmau pi hospital.... .
dan cuma tinggal giliran kiter sahaja yang belum pujuk..
Mak kata mak takmau duduk dalam hospital.... .
tapi kiter berkeras juga pujukk..
nanti di hospital ada doktor...ada ubat untuk mak..
kat rumah kami hanya mampu sapu minyak dan urut jer..
Mak tetap tak bersetuju... ..mak memang degil..
tak salah, anak mak yang ni pon mengikut perangai mak tu..
Tapi akhirnya bila melihat keadaan mak makin teruk....
mak sakit perut sampai nak sentuh perut mak pon sakit kami adik
beradik sepakat hantar juga mak ke hospital.... ..

amponkan kami semua...
kami nak mak sehat...
kami sayang mak...
kami tak mau mak sakit...
kami terpaksa juga hantar mak ke hospital....
ampon kan kami yer mak....

Malam itu abang bawa mak k e hospital dan itu lah pertama dan
terakhir kali mak naik kereta kiter...
Masih terbayang betapa ceria dan gembiranya mak, kiter kata nak beli kereta....
Mak asyik tanya ajer..cukup ker duitt..
kiter jawab pula...kalau tak cukup, mak kan banyak duit... mak gelak ajerr.....
Lepas tu bila kereta kiter sampai....mak buat kenduri kesyukuran.. ....
Dan kiter masih ingat lagi...bila kiter eksiden terlanggar kelinn naik motor.....
Punya la kiter takut...kiter warning kakak kiter jangan sesekali bgtau kat
Bila balik sahaja kampong....kiter cepat-cepat simpan keta dalam garaj.....
Tapi mak perasan juga bumper depan kemek...mak tanya kenapa...?
Selamba jerr kiter jawab terlangar pokok bunga.....
Mak....tujuan kiter menipu tu supaya mak tak risau...
Maafkan kiter kerana sampai mak pergi mak tak tau hal sebenar...
mak, kiter menipu mak kan ...ampon kan kiter....

Jam 4.30 pa gi 19/08 /2006
Bila tiba aja kat hospital.... nurse tengah balut mak dengan kain putih.....
mak mesti nampak kiter jatuh terduduk di lantai hospital...
Mesti mak nampak abang cium dahi mak.....
Mesti mak nampak akak baca doa untuk mak....
Mesti mak nampak adik terduduk kat kerusi kat sudut itu...
mesti mak nampak semua tu kann...kann. .kannn

Mak tau tak....
Pagi tu balik dari hospital jam 5.20 pagi kiter mamandu dalam keadaan separuh sedar...
Adik kat sebelah diam melayan perasann...
Kenangan bersama mak berputar dalam kepala ini...
jalan di depan terasa makin kelam.....
airmata dah tak mampu di tahan....
Masa tu seandainya apa-apa terjadi di jalan itu kiter rela...
Namun alhamdulillah akhirnya kiter sampai juga...
di sebab kan pagi masih awal, jadi jalan tu lenggang..kosong. ...sekosong hati ini.....
Sepanjang perjalanan terasa kedinginan subuh itu lain benar
suasananya.. ... terasa syahdu dan s ayu gitu...dinginnnn. ....

Kiter masih ingat lagi...
Kiter baca AlQuran kat tepi mak temankan mak...
Jam 11.00 pagi mak di mandi kan .....
Anak2 mak yang pangku masa mak mandi....
Mak mesti rasa betapa lembut nya kami mengosok seluruh tubuh mak.....
Kiter gosok kaki mak perlahan lahan.....
Mak perasan tak...?
Makcik yang mandikan mak tu pujuk kiter.....
Dia kata..." dikk...jangan nangis...kalau sayang mak jangan buat
gitu...jangan nangis ya.."
Bila makcik tu kata gitu...
lagi laaaa laju airmata ni..tapi kiter kawal supaya tak menitik atas mak....

Sampai takat ini surat ni kiter tulis..... kiter nangis ni.....
Ni kat dlm bilik...baru pukul 4.00 pagi.... Takder orang yang bangun lagi.....
kiter dengar nasyid tajuk "anak soleh" kiter sedih...kiter rindu kat mak..!
Takpa la.....nanti bila kita selesai sembanyang subuh, kiter baca yassin untuk mak...
mak tunggu ya..!

Sebelum muka mak di tutup buat selamanya... .
Semua anak2 mak mengelilingi mak...menatap wajah mak buat kali terakhir....
Semua orang kata mak seolah2 senyum aja...
Mak rasa tak....masa tu kiter sentuh dahi mak....
kiter rasa sejukkkk sangat dahi makk.....
Kiter tak mampu nak cium mak...kiter tak daya....
kiter tuliskan kalimah tauhid kat dahi mak dengan air mawar...
Airmata kiter tak boleh tahan....
Mak mesti ingat kan yang anak mak ni jadi imam solat jenazah untuk mak...
tapi kite suruh tok imam bacakan doa sebab kite sebak....
Jam 12 tengahari mak diusung keluar dari rumah....
Akak pula dah terkulai dlm pelukan makcik...
badan akak terasa panas...
makk...anak mak yang seorang tu demam....
Mak tauu...cuma akak sorang saja anak mak yang tak mengiringi mak ke tanah perkuburan.. .

Hari2 ku lalui tanpa kewujudan mak lagi...
Begitu terasa kehilangan mak...boleh kata setiap malam selepas
maghrib anak mak ini berendam airmata...
Dan sampai satu tahap....masa tu malam jumaat selepas maghrib...
Selepas kiter baca yassin ngan kawan-kawan. ....
entah kenapa biler kat bilik kiter keluarkan gambar2 mak pastu apa lagi...
semakin kiter tenung terasa semakin sayu...tangisan tak dapat dibendung...
Mak tauu...kiter cuba bertahan... memujuk diri sendiri tapi tak juga reda...
Kiter rasa nak telefon mak... nak cakap dengan mak....
anak mak yang ni dah tak betul kan ...????
Dan akhirnya dalam sedu sedan itu kiter telefon kampong...
Kiter cakap dengan kakak..kiter nangis lagi... Puas la kakak memujuk kiter...
Akak kata..." tak baik laa nangis aje..doa lah untuk mak..nanti kalau
gini ajer mak yang susah kat sana ..."
Dan akhirnya akak juga nangis..... Agaknya mak nampak adegan tu...
sebab malam jumaat kata orang roh balik rumahh... mengharap sedekah da ri anak2 nya...
Mak tau tak...di saat itu kerinduan terasa menusuk sehingga ke hulu hati...
rasa nyilu sangat... menusuk-nusuk sehingga terasa begitu sakit dalam dada ni....
Sampai sekarang bila kerinduan itu menjelma...hanya sedekah al-fatihah kiter berikan.....

cukup la sampai sini dulu....
kawan kiter dah ketuk pintu bilik tu.... kejap lagi kami nak pergi solat subuh kat masjid...
selalunya, kiter yang bawak mak naik motor kan ....
kali ni kiter jalan kaki dengan kawan pulak... esok kiter ingat nak tulis surat kat ayah pula....
Mula2 kiter tak tau nak hantar mana surat nih...
pastu kawan kiter bgtau...simpan je buat kenangan..
Kiter cuma tau alamat ni aje... Takper yer mak...kiter kasi orang lain baca...
Kiter stop dulu...sebab kawan kiter dah lama tunggu tu...
akhir kata untuk mak, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH dan jutaan terima kasih
kerana membesarkan kiter... memberi seluruh kasih sayang dari kecil sampai masuk sekolah.. sampai masuk unibesiti..
sampai kiter boleh rase naik kapal terbang... boleh rasa duduk kat negara orang...
sampai akhir hayat ini jasa mak tak akan mampu kiter balas..
Sekian terima kasih.

Yang Benar,
Anak mak yang dah tak degil..

i've read this 'letter' tens of times.... but i couldn't stop my tears dropping...

oh my god.... i miss my family... i love my family.....

English Class

Primary school student start to learn Mathematic and Science in english and it have been controversial for a long time. Here you should know why English is important in our daily life:

1) "...but in Malaysia people are laugh you."
kaykaysaja think: "...but in Malaysia people are laughing at you."

"...you think we are Pakistan, we are Burma, we are Myanmar."
kaykaysaja think: "Burma = Myanmar right?"

3) "First people protest. We are allowing protest and they have demonstrated. But when we try to disperse them, and then later when they don’t want to disperse. But later our Police compromise. They have compromised and allowed then to proceed to Istana Negara. Police, our Police have succeeded in handling them gently, right?"
kaykaysaja think: "he' lost!"

4) "Yeah it is illegal. First is because we have the election in Malaysia. No point of having a protest. We are allowing, we have an election every five years, never fail. We are not like Myanmar, not like other country. And you are helping these. You at Al Jazerra is also helping these, these forces. You know these forces who are not impatient, who don’t believe in democracy."
kaykaysaja think: "i don't know...what do you think?"

BERSIH...HINDRAF..Who's next?

10th November, BERSIH RALLY...
25th November, HINDRAF RALLY...
Who's next?

We'll see what will happened during HINDRAF RALLY today....

Actually what are their objective by organizing this rally? This is their their claim for HINDRAF rally today.

HINDRAF Hindu Rights Action Force
No. 135-3-A,
Jalan Toman 7,
Kemayan Square,
70200 Seremban,
Negeri Sembilan
Tel : 06-7672995/6
Fax: 06-7672997
Email waytha@hotmail.com

The Rt. Hon. Gordon Brown
Prime Minister of the United Kindom
10 Downing Street,
Fax: +442079250918London, URGENT

Dear Sirs,




We refer to the above critical matters in Malaysia but which generally gets the least attention locally even by the Opposition parties, Ngo’s, the Malaysian human rights commission and the media for this community is generally regarded as politically insignificant, do not draw local or international funding and are deemed not pressworthy. To the contrary the Malaysian government has successfully projected itself to the world as a modern Islamic thinking country which is not true.The ethnic minority Indians in Malaysia were brought in to Malaysia by the British some 200 over years ago. Since independence in 1957 the Malaysian Indians have been permanently colonialised by the Islamic fundamentalist and malay chauvinists UMNO led Malaysian government. Among the recent atrocities committed by this government are as follows:-

1. 100 over Indians were slashed and killed by the UMNO controlled Malaysian government in the Kampung Medan mini genocide. Despite numerous appeals, the Malaysian Human Rights Commission has refused to hold a Public Inquiry. The UMNO controlled Malaysian courts struck off a victim’s public interest civil suit for a Public Inquiry to be held without even the said UMNO controlled government having to file in their defence. The UMNO controlled Attorney General and the Inspector General of Police refused to investigate and / or initiate an inquest into the death of at least six Indians in this tragedy despite.

2. Every week one person at average is killed in a shot to kill policy and in every 2 weeks one person is killed in police custody. About 60% of these victims are Indians though they form only 8% of the Malaysian population.

3. In every three weeks one Hindu temple is demolished in Malaysia The latest being the demolishment of the Mariaman temple in Padang Jawa, Shah Alam, Selangor early this morning (15.11.2007) and the next being the (Mutaiya) Hindu temple in Sungai Petani scheduled for the 29.11.2007. A violent armed pre down attack at 4.00a.m this morning was launched by the UMNO controlled Malaysian government backed by about 600 police, riot police, Islamic extremist and armed terrorists which completely destroyed this temple. In an attack two weeks ago, uniformed police, riot police and city Council officers hurled rocks and attacked unarmed Hindu devotees with knives, sticks and iron rods (see www.malaysiakini.com for pictures). At least 20 Hindu devotees were seriously injured and 19 arrested including 4 of their United Kingdom trained lawyers in direct violation of Article 5 (Right to life) Article 8 (Equality) Article 11 (Freedom of Religion) Section 295 (defiling a place of worship), Section 296 (disturbing a religious assembly), 298A(causing racial disharmony) and Section 441(criminal trespass) of the Malaysian Penal Code. These authorities are plagued by an above the law mindset and in fact liberally take the law into their own hands. These atrocities however does not happen to almost all Islamic places of worship. Please visit www.policewatcmalaysia.com for further and better particulars.

4. State sponsored direct discrimination against the Indians in Public University intakes, Indian (Tamil) Schools, skills training institutes, civil service and private sector job opportunities, business and licence opportunities and in almost all other aspects of daily life.

Despite our hundreds of letters, appeals and pleas to the Malaysian King and Sultans, the Prime Minister, Attorney General, Inspector General of Police, Ministers, Chief Ministers and the latest being our letters to the Prime Minister dated 29.10.2007 and 30.10.2007 and to the Attorney General dated 1.11.2007 the Malaysian authorities are only proceeding with greater ferocity and with impunity with very little regard for the Federal Constitution and laws of Malaysia. So please help us.

We fear that this peace loving Indian community of Tamil origin having been pushed to the corner and the persecution getting worse by the day may be forced to into terrorism in a matter of time as what has happened to the Sri Lankan Tamils.

On our part we are committed to a peaceful and lawful struggle and pray and appeal that the Government of the United Kingdom:-
1. Moves an emergency United Nations resolution condemning these state sponsored atrocities and persecutions of Malaysian Indians in Malaysia.
2. Refers Malaysia to the World Court and the International Criminal Court for Crimes against it’s own ethnic minority Indians

Thank You,
Yours Faithfully
Legal Adviser

So, read it yourself and think wisely about it. Malaysia...what happen to you?
I love this country and i can feel the love. Love comes with sacrifices. Love doesn't always sweet and charming. We laugh, we smile, we cry and we yell together, but we're still in love. But break up always painful. It drive people crazy. So, love this country! Wanna break up? Think again...

"Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri...."

Demonstration is NOT Malaysia's CULTURE!!!!

I dont think it's too late to talk about this topic. BERSIH rally was held on 10th of November by non-goverment organization and opposition parties as they demand for a free and clean election which is known to be held early next year. This occasion get a wide broadcast from news channel and internet bloggers all over the world. Thousands of demonstrators marching to the King's palace to hand a memorandum demanding a clean election. This act cause a lot of controversies and various reports by various parties.

This is the RTM report on the BERSIH rally in Kuala Lumpur

TV3 report on BERSIH rally.

CNN version on BERSIH rally.

Al-Jazeera report on BERSIH rally.

The intention is good, to gather and demand for free and fair general election, but i wont agree with the way they expressing their desire.It is not that good. The demonstration has caused negative coverage about our peace and free country. It has affect our freedom and harmonic country and also cause a lot of troubles to the citizen. Heavy traffic jam have been reported from early morning until late night. Shop have been closed and affect tourism industry in long term.

The demonstrators blame the authorities for not granting the permission for that occasion, numbers of road block that cause heavy traffic jam, forces against the demonstrators and many more while the authorities strike back as the demonstrators cause wild act and affected our peaceful country. Who's right and who's wrong? Who know?

I can say blaming and pointing each other is our culture and we love that. The Election Commission have stated that most of the content of the memorandum have been fulfilled to this general election and morally, i would say, nobody would satisfy with the next general election results. Those who lose in the election won't be satisfy and they will use the corruption as the reason for the result. It would never end. Never ever. Those who win the election would say the election is free and fair. That's the tradition.

So, who will gain benefit from all of this situation? TRY TO BE ONE!!!


How to Increase Your Internet Bandwidth?

Slow Internet bandwidth?
Tired of waiting Mozilla or IE opening your web?
Waiting like a stone?

Have you ever fall asleep while waiting for the internet browser to open a page? Tired of downloading and streaming?

Want it to be faster than usual?

Did you know what makes your internet connection slow? According to this video, Windows reserves 20% of your bandwidth for Windows Updates. Which mean you only surfing or downloading at only 80% from what you pay every month. Didn't notice that? Get it back. You pay for internet, get full bandwidth now!!!

This is how to reclaim that bandwidth by modifying the local computer policy.

Try it now!!! Then tell me about it... Share it with your friends!


I was called to write this issue after having my warm bali water at mamak last night. There's a bunch of guy riding "they think it's cool" kapcai and park nearby. They sit next to my table and waiting for more "rempits" to come and join them. I've never had bad impression about this so called rempit until last night. I just want to have a peaceful late night drink but they really pissed me off. I thought they're rude on road (as stated by the media) but also off road. They start distracting other customers and acting like a "samseng" at a peaceful restaurant. Come on, people go to mamak to eat, drink and socialize! Not to show how cocky or "cool" you are with your bike. No sound and air pollution are welcomed. Go somewhere else.

May be one day there would be Outlaw Championship for them so we can overcome their problem. Dont stop teenagers to express creativity, but guide them!! Its always gonna be my principle. So allow them, but with very strict regulation. The championship could test 'wheelie', 'stoppie' (weikang), and freestyle ability for each contestant. But they have to follow the safety regulation provided by the organizer. Motorsports are dangerous. But safety precaution taken would avoid unexpected consequences. Dont block them, dont isolate them. Transform their caziness into something that we can enjoy together.

Love your "motorcycle" is not a crime. Suicide is your problem. Dont drag others into your problems.

Listen to what Akhil Hayy wanna say.

This post might sound stoopid, but there's nothing wrong with being stoopid.

How to make poached egg (sunny side up) ?

Did you know how to make poached egg or fried egg (thank you Id for word) ? You can try this one day. Then tell me the taste. Maybe it can be commercialized. HEHE :p

Bicycle is a useful transport!!!

Optimize your bicycle.
Save your life or your bicycle?
Bicycle is tough!!!

The man who invent bicycle would never believe this....

Safety first. Remember your loved one! Your life is priceless. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

Upin & Ipin 6th Episode

Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."


6th episode: Hari Raya
After a month fasting, now it’s time for Upin & Ipin to celebrate Hari Raya. Asking for duit raya? Watch it yourself.

Nak duit raya...

Upin & Ipin 5th Episode

Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."


5th episode: Esok Raya
In this episode, the twin tell us about their day before raya. This time they've been bullied again by Kak Ros. Still cute and adorable. Watch it more with kaykay.

Selamat hari raya from kaykay.

Asian International Motorcycle Expo

Believe it or not Asia does not have a dedicated bike show. This is surprising because Asia is the largest market for motorcycles and it is also the largest producers of motorcycles. That has changed last weekend when Malaysia became host to the Asian International Motorcycle Expo which has taken place at Kuala Lumpur Convention Center from 18th to 21st October 2007.

The champ!!! From Chicara Art. Congratulations!!! It was an amazing feeling for the first time to see Chicara Art's bike. Old Skool metal machine have won the heart of the judges and visitors.

Heavens Custom old skool bike

This event has given great chance for bikers to see the latest machines that are available on the market and also allow the biking fraternity to meet in Malaysia outside of MotoGP environment. It is an honorable chance to meet big names and famous custom bikes including Chicara, Matt Hotch, Russell Mitchell, Chica, and Kenji Nagai. AMD Championship which is the Official World Championship of Custom Bike Building has attracted builders from all over the world and been the major highlight for this event.

Drag Monster from Indonesian Custom

Malaysian Pride from Locklaq team! Great Job guys!!!

Unfortunately they didn't win the judges. However their participation in AMD Custom opened the eye of the world about Malaysia. We can!!! And we ROCK!!!
visit locklaq.com

This is what we called a "JAHAT" motor!!!

More custom bike...

Where's the "tongkat"?

Green and Yellow but not from Kedah. Hahaha

Ain't that cool? Ride for Life

My mates with the fame Russel Mitchell. From veterinary to custom bike, make the Exile Cycles booth pack and crowded. Visitors taking their chance to meet Russel Mitchell from Exile Cycles who are famous with "BLACK" bike. You can visit their official site for more detail about their contribution to the motor world. visit www.exilecycles.com now!!

I really hope that this event will be an annually event in our calendar. Let's hope for more builders and manufacturers to participate in the next coming years.

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Selamat Hari Raya....raya festive will be coming next week. "Balek Kampung" fever is coming. I'll be back to my hometown with my beloved brother. (Thank you bang cik!!!) And yet, be careful on your journey. Remember your love one. Be more patience on the road during this holiday. Drive safely, and enjoy your journey. This is a hari raya community advice from proton. Buckle up!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri....

IT Support Center...

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in
the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as
Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Desperate Housewife


Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment
while Husband 1.0 is an operating

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT
and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then
automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or
Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications
and will crash
Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
but it does have a limited memory and
learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software
to improve
memory and performance. I personally
Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Upin & Ipin 4th Episode

Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."


4th episode: Terawih
In this episode, Upin & Ipin prepare for their first terawih at surau with the villagers. I really love this part because it remind me of my childhood years. Watch how they react with their friends and the villagers for their first terawih experience.


Upin & Ipin 3rd Episode

Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."

3rd episode: Nikmat

Watch how Upin & Ipin prepare for their first break-fast. After facing hurdles on the day, Upin & Ipin are ready for the meal. However Kak Ros appear again, and Upin & Ipin have no choice but to agree with her. Will they make it? Enjoy the 3rd episode of Upin & Ipin.


Upin & Ipin 2nd Episode

"Hai...saya upin...."

Have you watch the first episode? Damn cute right? In this episode, they will tell us about their first day experience during Ramadhan. The story start from the early morning when Ipin asked Kak Ros about breakfast. However Kak Ros remind them that there would be no breakfast for that morning because they're fasting. Then Upin & Ipin decide to play outside with their friend. The challenge begin after that when they feel so tired and thirsty. Would they survive their 1st day of fasting? Watch the second episode of Upin & Ipin.

2nd episode: Dugaan


Upin & Ipin 1st Episode

Upin: "Hai... saya upin..yang ini adek saya ipin.."
Ipin: "Hai..."
Upin: "Ini kisah kami berdua..."
Ipin: "Hurm..."

1st episode: Esok Puasa

Dude...take your time and enjoy the cutest Malaysian made cartoon "Upin & Ipin"! Sure you will forget about Japanese Anime and Marvel superhero. "Upin & Ipin" is produced by local 'Las Copaque' team. They are preparing for a big project which is "Geng: The Movie". Upin & Ipin series have been broadcasted at channel 9 during this Ramadhan. The pilot series will introduce you with the Upin & Ipin gangs. Enjoy the series and be proud of it. Congratulations!

Quran Recitation and Translation online

We're already in Ramadhan. Muslims are happily celebrating their holy month in Qamari Calendar. I would like to share with you the online Quran Recitation and translation link so that we can increase our good deeds (amalan) and get to the right path.

visit online Quran online here :

May Allah bless all of us.

Welcome Ramadhan....

Assalamualaikum...peace be upon you....welcome ramadhan al-mubarak. We hope we can increase our 'amalan' during this fasting month and may this ramadhan will be better than the previous ramadhan. Thank you Allah for giving me another opportunity to see this ramadhan again.


Did Your Dad Change Your Diapers?

Have you ever wonder.... while you were still at your "babyhood"..who change your diaper? Actually, my mom told me that she didn't used diaper while i was a baby, but she used "napkin" (a soft neatly folded fully cotton cloth) as we cant afford to get diapers at that moment.

I found this clip, shows how DADies change diapers. Hahaha... I hope you enjoy...

Fathers & Sons - video powered by Metacafe

So, here's the guide on how to change diapers:

Changing a diaper is not like brain surgery, but there are some similarities. Both are delicate procedures in dealing with sensitive body parts - just at opposite ends of the body. Both can be very messy, both take special tools and equipment, and it would be nice if you used a mask for both - although when it comes to diaper changing, we seldom take the time to put one on. The only difference is that brain surgeons get paid a lot of money and parents don't. And once an operation is finished, the brain surgeon doesn't have to go back and do it over and over and over again.

1. Open and unfold the new diaper. Lay the baby wearing his used diaper on top of a new diaper.

2. Unfasten the used diaper: If it's a boy baby, open just a little bit at first because air tends to make a baby want to go right then and there.

3. Gather the baby's feet and lift. Remove the dirty diaper, wad it up, and dispose of it.

4. Gently Clean your baby ****.

5. Gently lower your baby onto the new diaper.

6. Fasten the diaper securely on the baby while saying something cute to make him feel all warm and fuzzy.

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Want to Lose Your Weight Easily? Why Pay More?

Your body needs six to eight glasses of water everyday. Take note, though, that this amount is only enough for a normal day when the weather is cool and you don’t engage in a lot of physical activity. Where the temperature and/or your level of physical activity rises, you also have to increase your water intake.

Drinking water is the most direct way of fulfilling your requirements for liquid intake. That however, is not the only way. The food you eat and other drinks you consume contain water, so these count too. Be wary, however. Drinking a glass of cola, as compared to a glass of water will not give you the same effect. While cola does contain water, it also contains a lot of sugar and caffeine that can be bad for you in excessive amounts. Drinking water gives you none of the sugar, caffeine, and the calories. Water is not only good for your health in general. Drinking water helps weight loss, too.

How drinking water helps in weight loss

You better believe it. Drinking water helps weight loss and here’s how:

• Appetite Suppression: Your brain technically does not know the difference between thirst and hunger. Unless your tummy’s really rumbling or you haven’t eaten in a while, most of the time that you thought you were hungry were actually times that you were just thirsty. So the next time you feel the urge to grab something from the refrigerator, try a glass of water instead.

• Dehydration Causes Weight Gain: You got that right. Dehydration causes weight gain because as your body perceives that it’s not getting enough water, it retains water to protect itself. Water retention causes bloating which can make you look and feel fat. Not only that, but it actually does add on weight, as much as 4-5 pounds to be exact. Once you start drinking water as you should, your body adjusts, stops retaining water, and helps you flush away all that water weight you gained.

• Maximizes Fat Loss: Water doesn’t really burn fat, or at least not directly. It just makes the process easier for your body. Normally, your water intake puts your kidneys to work, as well as helping them work. So when you don’t take in sufficient water, your kidneys don’t function very well. Because your kidneys aren’t functioning very well, the job of processing your water intake is passed on to your liver. But your liver also has other tasks to handle! Primarily, the liver is responsible for turning fat into energy – in other words, burning fat. When it’s given the additional task of processing your water intake, it can’t concentrate in burning as much fat as it can. When you drink enough water, your kidneys will function properly. When your kidneys function properly, they don’t need to pass processing your water intake to the liver. The liver then is free to concentrate on its fat-burning duties. You see! Drinking water helps weight loss!

• Water Helps Activate Fiber: Fiber by itself, without the necessary water intake, doesn’t do much for your diet. In fact, by not taking in enough water, fiber will cause constipation by soaking up water already in your body. To make sure that you get the most out of your fiber, make sure that you take in enough water – sometimes even more the amount of what is normally required for everyday intake.

• Water Helps Flush Away Toxins and Fats: Because with enough water fiber gets to do its job properly, toxins and fats are absorbed during digestion before they get absorbed by your body. Apart from making sure that fiber sponges up toxins and fats in your body, water also works on its own to help you flush out toxins and fats. Where you have a less build-up of toxins in your body, you will be healthier. A healthier body ultimately can work harder in processing and breaking down fats, thus helping you lose weight. Do you believe now that drinking water helps weight loss?

General Health Benefits

Aside from the fact that drinking water helps weight loss, the benefits of consuming enough water for your health should not be undermined. It decreases risks of kidney stones. It helps maintain your normal body temperature. It also aids in circulation and digestion, as well as helping maintain muscle tone and preventing skin sagging.

Can you drink too much water?

Drinking water helps weight loss but you should do it in moderation. It’s not so much as drinking too much water as drinking too fast that should be your concern. Your kidneys are efficient enough to process up to 5 gallons of water in a day. The key is to spread out your water intake throughout the day and not ingest a lot on fewer intervals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

QUESTION - Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

I forget.

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Of course, it will only work with Windows 2002.

ayyooyoo...belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll ........

Saya tak tahu pun gapo-gapo ... Asalakan ayam itu tidak jadi barua.

Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran Yang paling hebat di maya pada ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan. Bak kata pepatah, Ayam di jalan di lintaskan Ayam di reban mati tak makan

I missed one?

I've had so many chicks, I can't remember...

You know, I am tired of all this...'apa-nama' chicken bisnes....the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens alone..... if they want to...'apa nama' cross the road, they should be allowed to cross the road... Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do.... as long as they don't threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government...and if they plan to do so...we won't hesitate to use the ISA (Internal Security Act)...

Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja...jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua...biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam... jangan percaya... jangan percaya....

Chickens cross roads to ensure that other chickens do not intrude on their common space, and to retain their common identity. If other chickens insist on not crossing the road and decide instead to wear turbans we will allow that because these chickens have been handed down by the British masters. In Singapore, chickens are allowed to cross roads as long as they don't theaten the Sembawang Naval Base or this popularly-elected government. We also have the ISA (Internal Security Act). In addition, the chickens are only exercising their legitimate rights, as both sides of the road are within the territorial boundaries of Chickenland as espoused under United Nations Charter. I hope the media won't be playing up old issues about chickens.

Punya pasai dia la nak lintas ka takmau lintas...yang angpa duk kalut pasaipa?

For jokes purpose only. Nothing is related with anyone.

Tips For Girls and Boys!!!

I get this from Paan's Weblog.


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate


44. give her compliments
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls


50. give her lots of
attention, but expect little
51. give her lots of
time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of
space, never worrying about where


53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


1. Leave him alone

Attach SMILEY FACES in your post!!!

How to make your post more intresting? Blogger, Friendster, MySpace? Usually we type :) as a sign of smiley. But if you want to make something different, insert YM (messenger) smiley into your post. . Just like that?

cool right?

Now you can insert varities of smiley by attaching smiley code into your post. For more info, visit Blog Kodin. You can have more and more great choices. Blog Kodin is enhancing more and more smiley options for you. Get it now!!! Try it now!! Get it here.


For those final year undergraduates, grab the chance to participate in Career Seminar PHP 2007 organized by Peer Helper Program, UTP at Crown Princess Hotel, Kuala Lumpur. The event will be held on 8-9 September 2007 and registration are now open until 1st of September. For more info please contact Miss Nurul A'ain : 012-3923687.

New Proton Persona!!!

The new Proton Persona (Gen 2 Sedan)

50th Malaysia's birthday gift from proton. Proton Persona have been launched after few month mystery promotion. Haha..can i say it mystery? I think Malaysian knew about that car right after it's mystery advertisement. Well congratulation to PROTON for their new model. It's been officially launched and I heard that 2000 units have been sold after it's launching. It's quite an achievement. Well done.

Ready to rock!!!

Even it's just like a sedan version of Proton Gen 2, but there are a few improvements for this new model.
  • Improved Door Lock Mechanism
  • Thicker newly designed oil sum (Avoid from crack)
  • Power Window - Glass Guide & Run Channel has been improved.
  • Front Strut - additional gasket between Strut & Body
  • introducing Glove Box
  • Back seat is 4cm taller
  • Alarm & Central Locking - Upgraded battery and new alarm module
  • Cool air-cond. newly design filter.
  • Actuator Location has been replaced
  • Boot & Trunk comes with key
Just like Gen-2 right???

The most interesting part is, this car is cheaper than Gen-2 (my goodness).
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 ML (M) AT - RM 52,800.00
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 ML (M) MT - RM 49,800.00
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 BL (M) AT - RM 48,800.00
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 BL (M) MT - RM 45,800.00
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 BL (S) AT - RM 48,350.00
  • Proton New Sedan 1.6 BL (S) MT - RM 45,350.00
    (M) - Metallic Paint, (S) - Solid Paint
So? What do you think about the new model? Actually Proton have another new model. People called it Savvy Sedan. I dont know when it's gonna be launched. But here i would like to share some of the pictures of the new Proton Savvy-sedan.

I really like the new design

I really like savvy design actually (with hope proton gimme 1 as a gift)

It has been tested actually. Ready to be launch!!!

Well, 20 years ago nobody ever thought that we will be able to produce our own car. Until 1990's, we should be proud to see our own car rocking our road. Now, they've rock other country. A lot of peoples criticized our product. Even our own people. No matter what, PROTON is still alive!!! May be Proton Petronas can compete in F1 one day....Who knows? Good Luck to PROTON!!! Good Luck Malaysia!!!!