Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend
5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in
the overall performance,
particularly in the flower, gifts and
jewellery applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed
many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5
and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs such as
Formula One 5.0,
NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boy friend 5.0 is an entertainment
package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating
system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME
and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0
should then
automatically run the applications
Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or
Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program
that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-
in-Law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications
and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great
program,
but it does have a limited memory and
cannot
learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software
to improve
memory and performance. I personally
recommend
Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
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